Friday, June 24, 2011

AARP’s Fall from Grace

This letter was sent to Mr. Rand who is the Executive Director of AARP. 

THIS LADY NOT ONLY HAS A GRASP OF 'THE SITUATION' BUT AN INCREDIBLE COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! 


Dear Mr. Rand, 

Recently you sent us a letter encouraging us to renew our lapsed membership in AARP by the requested date. I know it is not what you were looking for, but this is the most honest response I can give you. Our gap in coverage is merely a microscopic symptom of the real problem, a deepening lack of faith. 

While we have proudly maintained our membership for several years and have long admired the AARP goals and principles, regrettably, we can no longer endorse its abdication of our values. Your letter specifically stated that we can count on AARP to speak up for our rights, yet the voice we hear is not ours. Your offer of being kept up to date on important issues through DIVIDED WE FAIL presents neither an impartial view nor the one we have come to embrace. We do believe that when two parties agree all the time on everything presented to them, one is probably not necessary. But, when the opinions and long term goals are diametrically opposed, the divorce is imminent. This is the philosophy which spawned our 200 years of government.

Once upon a time, we looked forward to being part of the senior demographic. We also looked to AARP to provide certain benefits and give our voice a power we could not possibly hope to achieve on our own. AARP gave us a sense of belonging which we no longer enjoy. The Socialist politics practiced by the Obama Regime and empowered by AARP serves only to raise the blood pressure my medical insurance strives to contain. There is clearly a conflict of interest there! 

We do not understand the AARP posture, feel greatly betrayed by the guiding forces that we expected to map out our senior years and leave your ranks with a great sense of regret. We mitigate that disappointment with the relief of knowing that we are not contributing to the problem anymore by renewing our membership. There are numerous other organizations which offer discounts without threatening our way of life or offending our sensibilities. 

This Obama Regime scares the living daylights out of us. Not just for ourselves, but for our proud and bloodstained heritage. But even more importantly for our children and grandchildren. Washington has rendered Soylent Green a prophetic cautionary tale rather than a nonfiction scare tactic. I have never in my life endorsed any militant or radical groups, yet now I find myself listening to them. I don't have to agree with them to appreciate the fear which birthed their existence. Their borderline insanity presents little more than a balance to the voice of the Socialist mindset in power. Perhaps I became American by a great stroke of luck in some cosmic uterine lottery, but in my adulthood I CHOOSE to embrace it and nurture the freedoms it represents as well as the responsibilities it requires. 

Your website generously offers us the opportunity to receive all communication in Spanish. ARE YOU KIDDING??? The illegalperpetrators have broken into our 'house', invaded our home without our invitation or consent. The President has insisted we keep these illegal perpetrators in comfort and learn the perpetrator's language so we can communicate our reluctant welcome to them. 

I DON'T choose to welcome them. 
I DON'T choose to support them. 
I DON'T choose to educate them. 
I DON'T choose to medicate them, pay for their food or clothing. 

American home invaders get arrested. 

Please explain to me why foreign lawbreakers can enjoy privileges on American soil that Americans do not get? 

Why do some immigrants have to play the game to be welcomed and 
others only have to break & enter to be welcomed? 

We travel for a living.  Walt hauls horses all over this great country, averaging over 10,000 miles a month when he is out there. He meets more people than a politician on caffeine overdose. Of all the many good folks he enjoyed on this last 10,000 miles, this trip yielded only ONE supporter of the current Regime. One of us is out of touch with mainstream America.  Since our poll is conducted without funding, I have more faith in it than ones that are driven by a need to yield AMNESTY –  aka, making voters out of the foreign lawbreakers so they can vote to continue the government's free handouts to “support themselves” here AND their families “at HOME” in Mexico and other countries around the world.  This addition of 10 to 20 Million voters who then will vote to continue Socialism will OVERWHELM our votes to control the government's free handouts. It is a "slippery slope" we must not embark on! 

As Margret Thatcher (former Prime Minister of Great Britain) once said "Socialism works GREAT – UNTIL you run out of other people's money".

We have decided to forward this to everyone on our mailing list, and will encourage them to do the same... With several hundred in my address book, I have every faith that the eventual exponential factor will make a credible statement to you. 

I am disappointed as all get out !!!! 

I am more scared than I have ever been in my entire life !!! 

I am ANGRY !! 

I am MAD as h---, and I'm NOT gonna take it anymore!
 
We can’t figure out why AARP supports all these government “free money initiatives” at the expense of the seniors you claim to represent. 

Walt & Cyndy 
Miller Farms Equine Transport 
Here it is on their own web page.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Doctors

Doctors

  (A)  The number of physicians in
  the   U.S.    is  700,000.

  (B) Accidental deaths caused
  by Physicians per year are  120,000.

  (C) Accidental deaths per
  physician 
is 0.171

  Statistics courtesy of  U.S. Dept of Health and  Human Services.


  Now think about this:

Guns


  (A)  The number of gun owners in the  U.S.  is 80,000,000.


(Yes, that's 80 million)


(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
  

(C)  The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188

  Statistics courtesy of FBI



  So,
  statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times
  more dangerous than gun owners.


  Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'


  FACT:  NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT 
almost everyone has at least one doctor.

This means you are over 9,000 times more
 likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!


  Please alert your friends to
 this alarming threat.

  We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!



Out of concern for the public at large,
  We withheld the statistics on lawyers
  for fear the shock would cause people to
  panic and seek medical attention!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Drafting Guys Over 60


This is funny & obviously written by a former soldier...

New Direction for any war:  Send Service Vets over 60!I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.
For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile..
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.

If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any push ups after completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too.. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them..
 
HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50..in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes?? 
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!

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