Monday, May 4, 2020

C19 shutdown had unexpected results.

C19 shut down with unexpected results.

I was over at a friends business that has been shut down Since March 15 and is now getting ready for reopening.
There was a man helping her husband with equipment in another part of the building.
We cleaned and straightened for a while and I needed to use the facilities and went and did so.
As I was in the women’s bathroom on the throne I realized the room appeared to be having some work done on it as their was paint and brushes in the corner.
As I mused the paint can and brushes, I kept feeling some strange sensations on my bum.
kind of  like tiny little feet walking across my bum.
Weird!  I thought maybe I had sat to long and was going tingly numb.
Seconds later It happened again this time closer to the front!
I thought what the heck!
Then the horror of a thought! How did I get crabs!
I haven’t had sex since my divorce.  But then remembered high school health class and that 8 could get them from a toilet seat used by someone who had them!  Is that true I thought? Ewwww.
 I Never had them but always heard they felt pretty weird and itchy.
Hurriedly finished my business and grabbed a handful of TP as the sensation of tiny feet spread across my genitals and bum.
Hurriedly cleansed and as I pulled my hand back there were about dozen of tiny little spiders on my hand.
Shook them off jumped up and felt allot of scrambling of tiny legs going on.
Something larger was TRAPPED right in the crack of my bum!
I suddenly had a idea what was happening and shuddered in revolution, grabbed a large handful of TP and wiped really hard as something struggled against my body!
     I smashed the disgusting thing of nature against me!
I felt only tiny things ...NOW.  Tiny little feet!!




this is what I imagined.
I Looked at what I had smashed and sure enough it was a LARGE SPIDER.

It had been covered with its young!
I then proceeded to smash wipe and 👋🏻 slap all over my Backside as I danced, ran in place, and around and around in circles in the ewwwwwwwww revulsion dance and cried out in horror!  🥴
SMASH, SLAP, smash, slap, slap slap slap smash smear smear slap till my butt was RED!



I finished the Eeeeeeewkey dance and settled.
Stamped and stomped  a few stray baby spiders on the floor.

SIGH, GASP, GAG

Suddenly I Felt crawlies on my legs. @#$!
Oh NO!
I thought, Is it my imaginations or did they fall down the inside of my pants?!
I Quickly stripped!  Looked down at my feet and thought how are my shoes still on my feet?
I threw my pants and undies on the floor and proceeded to stomp them.
I was nude for the waste down, RED (after all was said in done I found I had slapped myself so hard I left finger welts on my bum) my spider bite butt towards the door as I again danced and stomped on my clothes.

In stepped the man that was working with my friends husband.

Now I was red all over.

He turned and walked out muttering sorry.

I shook out my clothes.   Pulled them on with a few gags and watches as I felt little wet cold spots against my skin.

I came out of the facility to hear my friend and her husband standing outside talking and questioning why the other friend had left.

I sat down on a town bench and they asked what was wrong so I told them this story. As they and then I joined in with long and loud laughter that could be heard all over Main Street.


I never did meet him.  Apparently he left muttering something  my friend  did not catch.

My spider bites are healing and I have had no ill effects accept when I feel something on my skin.

🕷 🐜 🐛 🕷 





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