Math the universal language.

This comes from 2 math  teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs.  Experience.  

Here  is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable  mathematical logic. 
It also made me Laugh Out  Loud.  
This  is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like  this:

What  Makes 100%? 
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever  wonder about those people who say they are giving more than  100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants  you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up  100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical  formula that might help you answer these  questions: 

If:
A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented  as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19  20 21 22 23 24 25  26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11  =  98%


And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5  = 96%

But , 
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5  = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20  = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take  you. 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical  certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you  close, and Attitude will get you there, its  the Bullshit  and Ass  kissing that  will put you over the top.


'REMEMBER SOME  PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE  IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT  THEM'